florapatite:

rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs:

sassy-echidna:

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

demixian:

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

akron-squirrel:

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

just-shower-thoughts:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

dwightschrutc:

“You just got Holtzmanned, baby!”

Don’t be sorry… just don’t do it again.

ioragazzodaparete:

@ioragazzodaparete

theamazingsallyhogan:

interrogationspecialist:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

Yeah.

Don’t Like That

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

thebootydiaries:

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

ntrtloveless:

caliphorniaqueen:

itskatorah:

demho3zhatinq:

chilledcoughphee:

fishnetsforchrist:

caliphorniaqueen:

sobeitjayt:

3amnightzz:

nikez-40z:

Woman says racist remarks and another woman is not having it!

can we please find her @!!!!!!

so your duck ass 3 months pregnant and started a fight if you dont gtf

@ladygaga this what we need girl

You’re doing great sweetie !!! Keep it up !!!

I’m reblogging this every time I see it on my dash

BEAT DAT ASSSSSS

Her name is Colleen Dagg (daggdagg94 on twitter)

“can’t be one foot in and one foot out”

pterodactuality:

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”